Mar 24
why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake
I constantly go between “this is the funniest thing I have ever seen” and “aw, that poor confused snake” while watching this
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Dec 10
This mantomhiddlesbitch replied to your post:
i eat the curvy part and then sharpen the stick to a point just in case i need to stab my enemies.omg same
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Jul 31
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
is your dentist also your therapist?
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Jul 31
What snake venom does to blood.
That looks so ridiculously painful.
the wine glass feels no pain don’t worry
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