Doth mother know you wareth her drapes?

Mar 24
wrongwithauthority:

matchbook-stories:

vampirebatman:

alexds1:

why is this so hilarious

It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.

always reblog confused snake

I constantly go between “this is the funniest thing I have ever seen” and “aw, that poor confused snake” while watching this

wrongwithauthority:

matchbook-stories:

vampirebatman:

alexds1:

why is this so hilarious

It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.

always reblog confused snake

I constantly go between “this is the funniest thing I have ever seen” and “aw, that poor confused snake” while watching this

Mar 24

milesjai:

buzzfeed:

Surprised Red Panda!

CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY

Ahhhhhhh

Dec 10

mightyheroes:

tomhiddlesbitch replied to your post: 

i eat the curvy part and then sharpen the stick to a point just in case i need to stab my enemies.

omg same 

This man
Jul 31

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Jul 31
cripette:

nineeyedoracle:



What snake venom does to blood.


That looks so ridiculously painful. 

the wine glass feels no pain don’t worry

cripette:

nineeyedoracle:

What snake venom does to blood.

That looks so ridiculously painful. 

the wine glass feels no pain don’t worry

Jul 10

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.